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DRY WIT

Botanical Beard & Hair Oil

Dry Wit Beard & Hair Oil absorbs quickly and penetrates deeply to moisturize and protect. The aroma starts serious with grounding Sage, followed by the spicy Cinnamon and Black Pepper and a cheerful hint of Sweet Orange.

SOLUTIONS FOR BEARD, HAIR & SCALP

  • Improves circulation to promote hair growth 

  • Soothes irritation & reduces itchiness 

  • Moisturizes hair & skin 

  • Tightens hair follicles 

  • Balances sebum to reduce oil 

  • Clears scalp build up 

  • Softens hair 

  • Adds shine 

  • Helps to reduce hair fall/loss 

  • Improves hair texture

SOLUTIONS FOR MIND & SPIRIT

  • Eases emotional exhaustion & fatigue

  • Grounding & relaxing while uplifting & energizing  

  • Eases symptoms of anxiety & depression  

  • Soothes negative emotions  

  • Improves mental clarity, focus & short-term memory

  • Helps to purge negative energy

  • Replenishes waning energy

  • Stimulates, clarifies, and grounds the mind & spirit

  • Uplifts the mood

  • Promotes emotional balance

  • Enhances memory recall

INGREDIENTS

Silver icon denoting vegan product - created for Deer Heart Solutions by DHSolutions Wix Partner
Silver icon denoting product is cruelty-free - no animal testing - created for Deer Heart Solutions by DHSolutions Wix Partner
Silver icon denoting product is GMO free - created for Deer Heart Solutions by DHSolutions Wix Partner
Silver icon denoting prdouct is made without parabens - created for Deer Heart Solutions by DHSolutions Wix Partner
Silver icon denoting the product is made without phthalates - created for Deer Heart Solutions by DHSolutions Wix Partner

Click the images to learn more about each ingredient.

SUGGESTED USES

When using a dime-sized amount, a 1-ounce bottle will last 1-2 months if used daily.


BEARD OIL

Use daily or as needed.


Cleanse face and beard. Towel dry your beard but leave it slightly damp. Start by massaging 1 pump of serum onto fae and hair roots. Work across the grain and with the grain to ensure full coverage. Brush your fingers along the sides and front of your beard. Finally, from the bottom, bring fingers up & through your beard.


SCALP TREATMENT

Massage a two pumps of serum onto your scalp and hair roots. Exert some pressure to aid circulation. Move your fingers in different directions and in circular motions. Add more serum, as necessary to ensure full coverage. Leave in overnight and wash as normal the next morning.


SEALANT / STYLING AID / HAIR FRAGRANCE

Tame frizz and fly-aways by applying to dry hair. Seal in moisture by applying to damp hair.


Put one pump of serum (a pea-sized amount) on the palms of your hands and rub for a few seconds to warm and evenly distribute the oil. Lightly brush your palms over the top of your hair and run fingers through your hair. Rub remaining oil on the ends.


You can finish with a low-heat blow out for smooth, shiny hair.


PRE-SHAMPOO / OVERNIGHT - Brittle hair & split ends

Use once per week to recover from split ends and to strengthen your hair.


Put two pumps of serum in your palms and rub together to lightly warm the oil. Grab a small section of hair and run the lower portion through your hand to coat with oil. Apply more serum in small amounts until all ends of your hair have been coated. (No need to saturate.) Leave in for 1 or more hours or overnight, then wash and condition as normal. (You may need to wash twice or use a clarifying shampoo.)


SAFETY


  • Avoid use before bedtime because some ingredients are stimulants.

  • Some ingredients are considered phototoxic. Avoid direct exposure to sunlight for 12 hours after use.

  • Consult your doctor prior to use if you:

    • have epilepsy or any other seizure disorder

    • are pregnant

    • have a chronic medical condition

    • use any prescription medication


This product is for external use only. Do not ingest. Spot test prior to using. Avoid applying near the eyes. Use only the advised amount. Discontinue use should you have an adverse reaction or if there is a noticeable change to the color, texture, or aroma. Keep out of reach of children and pets.



STORING YOUR OIL

Natural products have a shorter shelf life than most health and beauty care products because they do not use the same type or same amounts of chemical preservatives. This is one reason Deer Heart Solutions creates small-batch, hand-made products - so you are getting the freshest products we can provide.

To prolong the life of your product and prevent oxidation or bacterial growth, keep the top firmly closed and store your bottle out of direct sunlight and away from heat and moisture.

THE IMAGERY & SYMBOLISM OF DRY WIT

Great Gray Owl

The Great Gray Owl

The way the aroma reveals its layers made me think of deadpan comedy. The same goes for this owl's face . Deadpan comedians deliver their jokes in a neutral or serious tone. The joke is said in a very matter-of-fact way or devoid of emotion. Even if the joke is dark, when it's done well, as seen by comedic greats Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Tig Notaro, and Deon Cole, dry wit humor can have you cracking up. Dry humor is one of those things that you either get or don’t. And it's the same thing for this unique aromatic blend.

Black Pepper plant line drawing

While the ingredients listed above have a long history of therapeutic use and multiple applications and there is ever-increasing scientific research into their chemical structures and the benefits they provide, the statements made on this website have not been evaluated or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition or disease but to help you look, feel, and smell better.

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